Repeats through the symbols for the Dow Jones, S&P 500, and NASDAQ, grabs the price and change in price, then formats it all in a sentence to be read out.
This shortcut was designed specifically so I could ask Siri in a smarmy way “How’s the market doing?” almost like a joke, but she’d actually respond with useful information.
Data points match the values and changes shown in the Stocks app.